"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
Albus Severus Potter starts Herbology at Hogwarts
"Hey Professor Longbottom; My father says I was named after the bravest man he ever knew, did you know-"
"Well, It’s nice to meet you, Neville Potter"
"It’s Neville. Your name is Neville"
petition for the tumblr mods to ban all the tumblr famous with over 200 followers. they are full of themselves and are all assholes and they are impossible to avoid. let me blog in peace -_-
destroy the tumblr famous bourgeoise
Distribute followers/notes equally amongst the proletarians
"tumblr famous with over 200 followers"
Some Jurassic Park speedpainting. T-Rex are the coolest.
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Thin privilege is never having to worry that your friends will crop you out of a group Facebook photo because you do not fit the “aesthetic” they are going for.
Lose some weight then. Holy shit.
Or get some better friends
Get better friends would be the more productive advice yeah
lmfao not being cropped in a picture is a privilege now bahahahahah
Once Upon a Time - Episode 4.01 - A Tale Of Two Sisters - First Promotional Photo (x) (Click for bigger)